A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband in bed
with a lady midget. Upset and furious over his actions, the woman
screams, "You promised me two weeks ago that you would never cheat on
me again!" Tryinghis best to calm her down, the husband turns to his
wife and says, "Take it easy Dear, Can't you see I'm trying to taper
off?"
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The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk ofalcohol
and his face was plastered with lipstick. "I assume," shebarked, "there
is a very good reason for you to come drifting inat six o'clock in the
morning?" "There is!" he replied, "Breakfast."
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An angry husband returned home one night to find his wifein bed with a
naked man. 'What are you doing' he shouted.To which his wife said to
her lover 'See, I told you he was stupid'
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Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.
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Kal ko milne ki aas rehne do,
Zindagi ki baqi pyas rhne do,
Apni khushiyan smait lo jana
Mujh ko u hi udas rhne do.
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Diwangi se kam na thi kuch apni justujo
Hum bewafa jahan me wafa dhondte rahey
Mehromiyon k dor me kin hasraton k sath
Hum pathron k dil me khuda dhondte rahey.
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Wada kero per nibhana sikho
Chahat dil mein rakho per jitna sikho
U hi kisi ko intizar na karvao
Koi ager pyar se SMS kare to jawab dena sikho.
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Ab is dil se ye gawara nahi hota,
inBOX main koi SMS tumhara nahi hota,
Bhool ker he sms ker diya kero,
Sirf yaad kerne se guzara nahi hota.
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Never get angry. Never make a threat. Reason with people.
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Usually when people are sad, they don't do anything. They just cry over
their condition. But when they get angry, they bring about a change.
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Holding on to anger, resentment and hurt only gives you tense muscles,
a headache and a sore jaw from clenching your teeth. Forgiveness gives
you back the laughter and the lightness in your life.
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Speak when you are angry--and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret.
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Anger at lies lasts forever. Anger at truth can't last.
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If you would cure anger, do not feed it. Say to yourself: 'I used to be
angry every day; then every other day; now only every third or fourth
day.' When you reach thirty days offer a sacrifice of thanksgiving to
the gods.
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Send this sms via WADJA | If you do not wish to be prone to anger, do not feed the habit; give it nothing which may tend to its increase.
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Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.
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